8/11/03
Steve Austin: “You dumb, dumb, stupid son of a bitch.” – Stone Cold before he tells Bischoff that he’s facing Kane.
Steve Austin: “What? You gonna suck my dick or what?” – Scott Steiner yelling something a little TOO loud to Miss Jackie during their mixed tag match…
6/16/03
Steve Austin: “Show me a facial expression!” – Stone Cold makes a simple request from Lance Storm.
Steve Austin: “You know what, Lance? You’re better than a sleeping pill, kid.” – Stone Cold continues to berate Lance Storm.
6/2/03
Shawn Michaels: “The difference between you and me is that I don’t need to brag about women. I don’t need to brag about anything, Ric…I want to make one thing clear, Ric. You didn’t pass the torch to me, I took it from ya! When you realized you couldn’t make it in this company and you ran down south, I showed every person in that locker room and every person in the wrestling business that Shawn Michaels is the new standard in the wrestling business.” – The Heartbreak Kid tells The Nature Boy how it is, was, and always will be in WWE-Land.
5/29/03
Mr. McMahon: “I’ll tell you what Zach. After this, you and Mr. America are going to have one thing in common – neither one of you will have a leg to stand on” – Mr. McMahon being the cruel son of a bitch that makes him great!
5/5/03
Austin: “He’s hired!”
Bischoff: “He’s fired!”
Austin: “Hired!”
Bischoff: “Fired!”
Austin: “Hired!”
Bischoff: “Fired!”
Austin: “Hired!”
Bischoff: “Fired!”
Jerry Lawler: “My God, what a resumé J.R. is going to have!” – Steve Austin brings Jim Ross back to RAW using his Co-General Manager status.
1/14/03
“You see, there’s a very good reason why Steve Austin isn’t here tonight. And that reason quite simply is…he wasn’t invited. And that’s the bottom line ’cause Mr. McMahon said so!” – Mr. McMahon giving a speech after accepting Steve Austin’s “Superstar of the Decade” Award at RAW’s 10th Anniversary Special.
1/13/03
“And if you don’t turn RAW around in 30 days, Eric – me and you, we’ll be standing in front of a live assembly, just like we are here tonight…and you’re going to hear the following words – YOU ARE FIRED!” – Mr. McMahon’s threat to Eric Bischoff on turning RAW around.