4/24/00
The Rock: “I’ll tell you what’s easy, your daughter, Vince, is easy.” – The Rock to Vince in explaining the meaning of the word easy.
4/10/00
The Rock: “All the llamas anuses have been licked!” – The Rock in a speech at the beginning of RAW.
3/20/00
The Rock: “The Rock feels that you should go suck on a monkey’s nipple!” – The Rock to Michael Cole when asked about his feelings.
3/6/00
Jim Ross: “The safest place for the Rock to be is in the cage with Benoit.”
Jerry Lawler: “That doesn’t sound very safe to me.” – The King to JR during the cage match.
3/2/00
Smackdown: “Guererro stole my chalupa!” – A sign in the crowd.
2/28/00
Triple H: “Hey Rock, this was an A-B conversation. Why don’t you C your way out of it?” – HHH telling Rock to shut up
2/21/00
Jerry Lawler: “The only thing worse than edible panties is edible Depends!”
2/14/00
Al Snow: “I have a personality. I believe I have a personality. I am an exciting wrestler in the ring?” While waving a watch in front of
Blackman’s nose.
Blackman:”Hey look, it’s time for our match to start.” Then procedes to honk Al’s nose and then places the watch in Al’s mouth.
2/7/00
- “Don’t lie to the Rock.” – A discussion on puntang pie between the Rock and Kevin Kelly
- “I pity the foo’ who messes with Y2J!” – Chris Jericho on “Mr. T and Fat Albert’s love child,” Viscera
- “The Hoes are tending to the fallen Godfather, quick JR kick me in the leg!” – Jerry “the King” Lawler
- “Lets talk about Benoit, Malenko, Guererro, Saturn, Pluto, Jupiter, Uranus….It doesn’t matter what planet you are!” – The Rock discussing his opponents for the night